is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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