A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
nutella sex= disaster
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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