On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize