Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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