What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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