oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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