great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
What a dumb baby whore.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
