Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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