I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I had to cum in my sink.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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