You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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