I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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