Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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