Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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