I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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