super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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