Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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