how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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