Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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