Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
