He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
