just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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