I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
