Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
