haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
handjob tips. give me some.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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