the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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