I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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