I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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