I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i think my cat just said my name.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Randomize
