I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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