threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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