Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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