Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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