i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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