dude i'm inner monologue high
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Randomize
