Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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