Buhtt sex?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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