my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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