Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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