Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
her vagine was all disorganized.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
