Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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