Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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