I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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