Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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