Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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