What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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