how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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