When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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