didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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