Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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