My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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