Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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