just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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