Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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