My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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