was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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